Every urban legend has its origin story before it picks up momentum and invades the social consciousness of the people who believe they really exist. But now that our government has released indisputable evidence of UFOs in the sky, is it really far-fetched to think we’re not alone on land and in water?

The algorithm went through four cans of Aqua Net before this monument hardened. While this category runs deep with candidates, just four bands stood out above the rest when it came to rockin’ big hair, leather pants, and cranking out power ballads like it’s nobody’s business.

Who doesn’t love a crazy Uncle? Let’s pay tribute to these small screen Uncles who gave us so many memorable moments over the years. Uncle Jesse may have more hair than all these legendary Uncles combined, but this list is already a Full House.

Just a few of the variables that determine hoop greatness: 1) Skill; 2) IQ; 3) Leadership; 4) STATS; 5) All-Star nods; 6) MVPs; and of course 7) rings. Lots of rising stars in the W, but those women have a long way to go before they can crash this star-studded party.